their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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