rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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