you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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