I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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