All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
babies were throwing up all over the place
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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