When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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