My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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