This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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