I'm gonna have a badass scar
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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