I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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