Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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