covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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