I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
