This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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