On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i think i just lost a toe
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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