Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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