Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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