You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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