I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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