I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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