i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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