you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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