ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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