I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
