Moan for me like Helen Keller
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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