Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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