Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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