Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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