we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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