you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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