2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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