he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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