i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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