its not stalking. its research.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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