The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
smell my finger.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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