god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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