sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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