Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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