i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The feeling are messing with the penis
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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