weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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