Don't you send me to vm
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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