dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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