I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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