Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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