I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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