fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I look better un-naked...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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