I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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