Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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