So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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