you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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